So someday I want to go to kfc and get this big 20 piece chicken bucket and get them to crisp the shit out of this chicken then imma take it and go to one of Tiger Woods’ tours the kind of thing where the crowd has to be dead silent otherwise the golfers supposedly lose their focus so after a few holes i wait to the most suspensful and gripping moment of one of those silent moments and whip out my bucket of extra crispy fried chicken and take a huge bite from the crispiest piece so its loud as fuck and when Tiger gets pissed off and looks at me imma look him right in the eyes and say “Don’t act like you don’t want none ‘a this.”
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